Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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