I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize