her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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NoShamevember. You game?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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