check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Soap is not a condiment
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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