i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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