I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my being single is dangerous.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
At least life still wants to fuck me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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