Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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