i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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