I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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