they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
