bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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