I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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