I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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