i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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