used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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