i was born a porn star she said
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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