You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i need to put some appletini on your dick
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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