No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize