I have demons in me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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