you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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