so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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