Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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