I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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