Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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