I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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