whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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