weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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