My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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