Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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