Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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