i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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