i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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