people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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