do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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