Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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