all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think your dad took our porno
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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