listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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