I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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