the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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