yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
try to milk me bitch
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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