areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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