do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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