I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
id be glad to
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?