there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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