High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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