this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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