was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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