I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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