So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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