He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We talked him into tasing himself.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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