Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
