walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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