Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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