Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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