honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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